Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Mutiny


The brain is awake, alert, excited to learn all the new materials being presented by the man in front of the classroom, writing things on the board, but mostly talking and pointing at a brightly lit screen. The body is exhausted and mad at the brain. The ears go first, shutting off, mixing up the sound, spinning it, twirling it into lulling white noise. The eyelids go next, they gain 50 lbs within seconds. The neck gives in last, refusing to hold the head up and lets go.

A squishy hand with golden bracelets reaches out and steals a key on your desk. A baby gorilla staring at you eating mush. A dog wags its tail. A little girl crying. Airplane flying. People. Faces. Trees. Mice. Rush of wind. Pain! The ears turn back on, the eyes open, and the nose hurts. Lazy hands reach up and determine it's not broken nor bleeding. The body straightens up and apologizes to the eager brain and stays awake this time. But just.

A professor teaching "Analysis of Statistics," probably the most boring class he's had to teach yet, sees a student slowly nodding, then her head falls face-first SMACK into the desk. Too bad everyone else is half-asleep, otherwise she'd be quite embarrassed. He keeps talking.

3 comments:

Old Warrior said...

Sounds like someone already aced thier creative writing class! Funny!

mad dog said...

OUCH! You really smacked your face on the desk? You really need to stop dreaming about Edward Cullen. I know that's what you were really thinking about.

Letty said...

Poor Nat...I think I may know your mother...I think you got the genetic predisposition for sleep depravity.
Although it appears you need to master yours better. Mummy really can sleep and ride her bike at the same time!