Monday, November 21, 2005

Techbloblogy

Do you think that aardvarks are facinating creatures? They look nothing like arthur...They are also called "ant bear" or "earth pig". Aren't those the coolest nicknames?

If you are wondering why the title has nothing to do with the article, don't ask me...you read it.

I've decided that calculus can be applied to your life. That is, if you care.

Anyway...I hope you are having a good day. And ponder on this loverly quote: "You should never do the things you ought not want to do." (I don't know what the bologna that means...I made it up on the spot, seeing I'm on the run...)

Sunday, November 20, 2005

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WHY FIRE ENGINES ARE RED

1. Books are read too.
2. Too x two=4
3. 4 x 3 = 12
4. 12 inches in a ruler.
5. Queen Mary was a ruler.
6. Queen Mary was also a ship.
7. Ships sail in the sea.
8. In the sea, there's fish.
9. Fish have fins.
10. The Finns fought the Russians.
11. Russians are red.
12. Fire engines are always rushin'.

Random Thoughts

At the request of a dear friend of mine, I shall continue with this outrageous blog.

Since I have nothing whatsoever to talk about, I shall state the random thoughts racing through my insane mind.

To begin with, I'd like to start on the subject of mugs. I'm not talking about picutures, mind you, but actual drinking mugs. Aren't they the coolest? They are stout, fat, and have a handle! Perfect for drinking hot chocolate out of!

I think that dogs' noses are weird. They remind me of a pig's nose.

There are more chickens than humans on the earth-a true fact-...I wonder if they'll get smart enough to overthrow us, and make us into human mcnuggets.

Do you think knuckles are awesome? Imagine life without knuckles...we wouldn't be able to bend our fingers!

Chemistry is cool.

Math is sooo life! Get this: life=biology, where we apply biology to chemistry, and physics to chemistry, and math to physics...therefore, math=life.

I hate it when I have too much peanutbutter on my sandwich. It gets difficult to chew and open my mouth.

Wouldn't it be cool if we had two knees on each leg?

Well, that's all for now, but until next time, ponder on this: "vroom".